February 2012
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January 2012
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You know when you feel a random itch but you don’t know why? It’s actually the malevolent ghost of an ant you killed when you were a child.
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Here's a fun thing.
If you go see Haywire, think of it as the origin story for Mallory Archer.
I saw god today, and I laughed in his face.
Then I high fived Erik Estrada.
This isn’t a haiku.
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I feel like...
If I was ever to appear in a book, most of my dialogue would end in “he said sneering.” or “he replied derisively”.
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