January 2012
Oh, Baby...
rifftraxmike:
Barry White’s songs are less romantic if you imagine, with precise detail, Barry White making love.
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I was going to do a 'Things turn of the century...
But while I was doing the research I realised the amount of effort I was putting into the joke, compared to how funny it would actually be wasn’t really correlating. So instead fill in the blanks yourself.
You know when you feel a random itch but you don’t know why? It’s actually the malevolent ghost of an ant you killed when you were a child.
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Here's a fun thing.
If you go see Haywire, think of it as the origin story for Mallory Archer.
I saw god today, and I laughed in his face.
Then I high fived Erik Estrada.
This isn’t a haiku.
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I feel like...
If I was ever to appear in a book, most of my dialogue would end in “he said sneering.” or “he replied derisively”.
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Best posts of 2011 by notes.
Mine doesn’t look as good as everyone elses but hey ho.
December - Godzilla 117 notes November Batman drawn on a window - 143 notes October - Deadpool 166 notes September - Weird Spider-man 104 notes August - Ultimate Spider-man 99 notes July - Batman watercolour 329 notes June - Magneto 159 notes May - Magneto 127 notes April - Spider-man 177 notes March Spider-man Batman,...
December 2011
I like the fact
That in ancient times people used to play a crappy version of connect the dots with the stars.
“I guess it kind of looks like hunter. Ish”
